Meet Who-Dey. This is a dog who finally had his day. He was destined to a life of eating until he was to be eaten. Then 8 days ago, Brad spotted him. Some lady was selling several little puppies down Snack Alley and this one with stripes was the most popular. Why were they selling puppies in snack alley? In a word - dinner. They were all probably going to be dinner. With Brad being an avid Bengals fan, there was no way this dog was going to suffer the same fate that many (I will say eleventy-billion) other dogs have suffered in the past and will continue to suffer in the future as long as Huo Guo exists. Huo Guo is Chinese pinyin for Hot Pot. Basically, Dog Hot Pot is a meaty soup with all sorts of wonderful ingredients that would be delicious were it not for the dog meat it contains. (Hot Pot is really good with dry chicken.) Anyway, this dog with beautiful tiger stripes was the right mix of chemicals and cross-breeding to attract the attention of the Yichang 4. We bought it. Now he lives the high life in mine and Brad's apartment pooping on our floor and squealing like a pig. He tries to bark but he just sounds like a pig. Hopefully it is because he is nearly 50 days old not because he is a hybrid off tiger, dog, AND pig. Who knows what these puppies are made of? Anyway, I just wanted to start posting again and to show my family the new dog. Out.
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